To illustrate just how bad this drive-in movie is, I'm going to tell you about the first 15-20 seconds where the leader is a take-off on the old MGM Lion but instead of a lion in the circle in the middle, it's this goofball lookin' dude. It's pretty funny and then....uh, and then....uh....no more laughs after that, that's it. Let's get this over with and proceed immediately to the Pinewood Rating System where this flick does not qualify for any trees and instead receives a special award called Pinewood With Warts & A Knife Stuck In It...The Horror!!
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| Pinewood With Warts & A Knife Stuck In It Award Throw Out The Anchor (1974) |
Throw Out The Anchor
Fearless Box Set Watcher John Ira Thomas dips into the G-rated end with Throw Out The Anchor!
The Sheer Horror!!
