Good ole Malibu Beach baby - The #5 entry is the first post for this drive-in clunker and it's the only drive-in/B-flick on the top 5 list. Get your air freshener out though cause this is one piece of crap. Everybody kind of cow-tows to a mindless and narrow script, result being 90 mins of eye candy and every Malibu cliche trunced out like the campfire, the body builder, the wimp, etc etc. Using my Pinewoods Rating System, Malibu Beach gets One Token Pine Tree....The Horror!!
House of Self-Indulgence: Malibu Beach (Robert J. Rosenthal, 1978)
Exploring the tenets of freedom, and I mean actual freedom, not the pretend version they hawk in national anthems and on game shows, Malibu Beach is one of the most dangerous movies I have ever seen. Tantamount to a wet, sloppy air kiss in the general direction of anarchy, the esteemed Robert J.
[REVIEW BY TRASHFILMGURU] MALIBU BEACH (1978) - Daily Grindhouse
Given that it's been - what, a few weeks? - since we dipped into the Crown International Pictures vault around here, I figured I'd fix that situation for you, dear reader, by taking a look at what is, as near as I can determine at any rate, the closest thing to an absolutely plotless film that CIP ever tossed up onto our nation's late, lamented drive-in screens.
THE HORROR!!
