here's another reason i haven't been posting as much this week- "AIRPORT - THE TERMINAL PACK" with oh no, ALL 4 Airport movies, The Sheer Upright Outright and Unmitigated HORROR OF IT ALL!! (All 4 Trailers Strung Together)

Such fire, frost or frippery! 
Really glad I got this especially for 3 bucks, and now
that I'm "airported out" using my Palm Springs rating
system now conclude the following-
AIRPORT - it's hard to include this in the same 
catagory as the other three, it's not a disaster 
film so much as a great drama - 3 1/2 Palm Trees
AIRPORT '75 - So bad it hurts so good, it's 0 Palm
Trees but add 1 for Karen Black and 1 for just the
overall oddball nature of this one, 2 Palm Trees
AIRPORT '77 - This one totally took me by surprise
there's some miscasting going on like Jack Lemmon
as the pilot but this really is a decent flick, good 
story, I give it a solid 3 Palm Trees
AIRPORT '79 CONCORDE - I give this 1 1/2 Palm
trees for Jennings Lang but unfortunately even their
excellent production values couldn't keep the rest
of this one afloat. 1 1/2 Palm Trees
ALL 4 TRAILERS STRUNG TOGETHER!
The Horror!!

STONES SUNDAY! Unreleased Album "NECROPHILIA" was going to be Follow-Up to 'Hot Rocks' nice rare stuff, straight from Acetate to Cd and the world is a more Horrific Place as A Result, You Can't Always Get What You Want!

This may be the coolest Stones GIF ever!
Okay, lemme see if I got this straight.
This was supposed to be released after Hot Rocks.
Andrew Oldham presents acetate, record co. no like.
Bill Wyman takes a try, Stones manager no like.
Metamorphosis released instead, this gets shelved
More Hot Rocks gets released in it's place.
Acetate makes to bootleg world, end story. Link.
The Horror!!


LIAM NEESON is on a "NON-STOP" flight! What kind of Non-Stop flight is it? A 2014 movie of Non-Stop Unbelievable Situations, I've never been so happy to see passengers slide down the yellow emergency shoots signifying the End Of This HORRIFIC Flick!!

Thumbs down, way down on this one. I'm more likely
to believe a plane flew inverted like in Flight than
I am some of the stuff in this movie!
Julianne Moore - it was horrific to watch her in
this, she's way to good for the material!
Using my Palm Springs rating system, I give this
film 0 palm trees, just an open hole in the ground.

OFFICIAL TRAILER
The Horror!!

please remain seated and whatever you do, "DON'T OPEN THE DOOR"! 1974 Horror B-Movie about a girl who returns home to take care of her grandmother but lands up getting locked in the house with a Homicidal Maniac, THE HORROR!! (Full Movie)

Hand-in-glove fit for the House, ya dig?

FULL MOVIE
The Horror!!

ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA PLAYS NIAGARA FALLS! 2010 show is nice rare one captured by an audience member and the world is a more Horrific Place as a Result, Ya Dig What I'm Sayin'? Ya Feel Me? Well GROOVY BABY JUST GROOVY!

This is a really cool show, it's LO-fi and all in one mp3
an A- audience but again a great show, enjoy!
The Horror!!








i just hope you cover your eyes for this next one, it's "CHICK JAGGER"! a Stones Tribute Band with 4 guys and a Blonde Heavy Set Chick Who Calls Herself Chick Jagger, but this band has Gusto & Attitude, Ya Dig? Who cares if they don't know the songs, THE HORROR!!

you know it's going to be an interesting day at
The House when we roll out this one for starters
6 tunes including the sample below, 7daylink
HONKY TONK WOMAN
Their guitar player REALLY thinks he's Keith
The Horror!!


around this next corner, look it's KENTUCKY FRIED 1967 with "THE BLAST-OFF GIRLS" The Real Colonel Sanders Serving His Chicken to a band called "THE BIG BLAST" while they Jam Around The Pool-Side, Classic HORROR!!

It's H.G. Lewis, it's late 60's, what's not to like!!
Check out this totally trippy scene with Colonel Sanders...

CLIP - Colonel Sanders w/ The Big Blast band


They actually had a 45?....The Horror!!


OFFICIAL TRAILER - Weird o rama!
The Horror!!


JETHRO TULL 1976! doesn't get much better than this with a show from the Too Old To Rock N Roll tour in Boston, taped by the famed Dan Lampinski, this one falls into the "Holy Grail" catagory comrades, THE HORROR!!

as Donnie says, forgettaboutit....link.
The Horror!!



WOODY ALLEN Tribute! calling it a wrap with "TO ROME WITH LOVE" and what did the world expect anyways along with a short general list of Allen films we find Horrific or not, Appreciate all your visits from Around The World! PEACE ON YA!!

My man Benigni is SO funny as usual...

OFFICIAL TRAILER
Okay, so big deal, Woody had a hit with Midnight In Paris, which is a great film and all that but wouldn't probably even be on my top ten, it was definitely his most mainstream accessible flick since Annie Hall, so whatever came after it was bound to be a let-down. But if you're a real Woody fan you know that To Rome With Love is a winner for all the right reasons.
IN CONCLUSION:
Nice to give a quick nod to Mr Allen this weekend, to me it's always been about the writing and I would even say he might be a genius for scriptwriting, if all the other components to the film also land up coming together, well that's even better, but Woody Allen to me first and foremost is an amazing storyteller, writer and comic.
Tommy's "Sterling Silver" list- Annie Hall, Match Point, Sleeper, Love & Death, Crimes & Misdemeanors, Take The Money & Run, Purple Rose Of Cairo
( I really want to add Hannah & Her Sisters to above but it's SO dated, the most of all his films)
Excellent films not usually mentioned - Sweet n' Lowdown, Shadows & Fog, Interiors, Alice, Whatever Works, You Will Meet..., Mighty Aphrodite, New York Stories
The "Misses but still Watchable" in my opinion -  Scoop, Melinda & Melinda, Hollywood Ending
My very least favorite - Curse Of The Jade Scorpion 
The Horror!!


WOODY ALLEN Tribute! "BROADWAY DANNY ROSE" (1984) My Personal All-Time Favorite Allen Movie And That's Picking From Many Options But If A Gun Was To My Head To Name One and Only One, Well.....THE HORROR!!

Lou Conova, one of Woody's most
 charismatic characters!
Nice little scene with English subtitles.
The Horror!!

FOGHAT 1996! a very nice club show boot quite rare we're talkin' bout a band that's music never get's old, ya dig me? Well HORRIFIC SUNDAY to ya whatever part of this Horrific World You Live In, THE HORROR!!

11 tunes, A- aud, sorry no list, it's a good 1 tho, link!
The Horror!!





JETHRO TULL 2007! real rare one here from 2007 DERBY ENGLAND that i got in a trade, dude was nice enough to trade it to me about 2 weeks after the show, it's a SEMI-ACOUSTIC affair, Stripped Down Sound if you will, THE HORROR!!

We love ya Ian, scarf and all..ahoy there laddie!
yeah, i like this one cause i know it's not traded
a lot, yet another color of the Tull rainbow...link set list
The Horror!!


WOODY ALLEN Tribute goes to 1992 for "HUSBANDS & WIVES" perhaps the Least Talked About film in Woody's canon however it's Classic Woody Allen with all the Vital Components and AN AMAZING CAST, Ya Dig Me?!

I think this film will stand the test of time and decades
from now will have a cult following, just a prediction...
OFFICIAL TRAILER

NICE SCENE WITH JULIETTE LEWIS
The Horror!!

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