EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE 'TRAPPED IN PARADISE'?! - 1994 XMAS CAPER WILL HAVE U TRAPPED YA DIG

Peeeeee-Uuuuuu, somebody smell something around here?
Took a 3.99 HD gamble on this one, looked very 
promising but oh boy, bad beyond bad from several
standpoints but most of all this thing is dead in the
water from the get-go with three great stars who
just flat-out don't connect, no chemistry, zip.
Using my Palm Springs Rating System of course,
Trapped In Paradise had me feeling like I was
trapped in hell and gets a special honor, the
Half A Palm Tree Hanging From A Crane award.
Half a Palm Tree Hanging From A Crane Award
Trapped In Paradise (1994)
Trapped In Paradise Movie Review (1994) | Roger Ebert
The Horror!!