Not as bad as I expected and if by chance I had not seen
Gremlins like everybody else, then the special effects are
not bad either. Everything else is terrible and this would
be another one of those to see one time if you're a
b-movie fan, not one you'd likely pull of the shelf,
ya dig me? Using my new Misty Mountain Hop
rating system, I give this feeble attempt to cash in
on Gremlins success, One Pinewood Tree,
The Horror!!
The Horror!!