UNCLE TED Time! just through this door please, here's a true Freak Of Nature, ya dig? like this guy seriously belongs in the Hollywood Wax Museum, ya feel me? ANYWAYS, "Wang Dang Sweet Louisville" (1995) Comin' At Ya!!

first time i went to a Ted show i was stupified! 
there never was a 2nd, i'm still trying to recover.
The Horror!!